What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Sure.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How do you get a girl to like you?

Me : No

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Thank you.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)